homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

(Source: allons-yalexa)

I want to make you feel so happy you forget about every other hand ever placed on you.